Suck my nonexistent cock you whore!
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011What the fuck!?!? I don’t like to bash people based soley on their appearances, that would just be a low blow on my part. However, my roommate is horribly unattractive. And stupid.
Raging CUNT
Monday, November 21st, 2011Okay, so I have 3 roommates. As of right now, one of them (we’ll call her roommate A) is being a huge bitch. So first off, we live in an on campus apartment meaning we have resident advisors who do their rounds every evening to make sure nothing bad or illegal is going on.
Dude, do you smoke weed?
Monday, March 2nd, 2009My biggest fear before I started my first year at college was that my roommate would be a complete stoner. Like I told my mother, I didn’t care if he smoked or stuff, as long as it didn’t have to enter my space and become my problem. However, my greatest fear soon became a reality. [...]