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Suck my nonexistent cock you whore!

anonymous — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:46:48 +0000

What the fuck!?!? I don’t like to bash people based soley on their appearances, that would just be a low blow on my part. However, my roommate is horribly unattractive. And stupid. And obnoxious. And desperate for any and all male attention. She is tiny. Like, maybe 5′2 and barley 95 lbs. Not kidding. She has a major eating disorder that she refuses to aknowledge or seek help for. She is 20 years old but the fact that she has been starving herself since she was 13 has really taken it’s tole on her body. She looks so much older than she is and all the nasty hooker makeup doesn’t help. Seriously, she is super pale but she puts on an inch of foundation that is like 3 times darker than her skin and wears a ton of really ugly colored eye make up (like, neon green) and a lot of blush and cheap lip gloss. She talks about how she is an aspiring model and actress. She has never done any kind of photo shoot or any kind of acting. Ever. Not even a school play. She is super pompice. The girl thinks her shit don’t stink and that she is better than everyone else. She has no friends at all. She goes to clubs and bars with her fake ID and somehow miraculously gets men to buy her drinks (it must so dimly lit that they can’t see the nasty gremlin that is trying to hit on them). She’ll often times give these strange men blow jobs in the bathroom or even go home with them if they ask her to. She brags about how much unprotected sex she has with all these strange men. Ew. I know she has herpes and has had chlamydia before. They way she talks about these nasty diseases is almost like they are a badge of honor for her. She is a super nasty pig. Never cleans anything and gets irritated when the dishes don’t get done for weeks at a time. I always do all the cleaning. Oh! and as of recently she has been trying to get me to do her laundry. I straight up told her it wasn’t going to happen so she’s been trying to sneak her dirty clothes into my basket…as if I wouldn’t notice. I don’t wear size 00 pants! Also, she is so fucking dumb. She didn’t know what the word "consume" meant. What? She dropped out of college after one year because the professors "didn’t get her learning style" and the homework was "too hard". Meaning she is too effing lazy! Daddy pays her rent and everything else. She has one part time job that she uses the money from to buy weed and COCAINE!

The other day was the last straw. I had my new boyfriend over to hang out and watch movies. I got up to go the bathroom and when I came out what did I see? SHE WAS SITTING ON HIS LAP WITH HER ARMS AROUND HIS NECK GIGGLING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!! He was super uncomfortable and pushed her off and she just played it off like he wanted her but he can’t have her. Ugh. This is not the first time she has thrown herself at my male friends.

This bitch is going to be dead in about 5 years is she doesn’t quit starving herself and putting the white stuff up her nose. I don’t really care though.

Big Sweaty Fat Fuck Roommate!!!

anonymous — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 05:37:17 +0000

I hate my roommate soo much! She dated a guy for three years, then he dumped her, so she runs off with one of our friends and loses her virginity and still hasnt told her bf who took her back. She has a lisp, needs to quit plucking her paper-thin eyebrows, and she says I stretched out one of her shirts! I can’t help it that it actually have tits bigger than a 12 year old!!!! Please crash your mustang (that daddy bought) again!!!

She is such a piece of shit

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:14:27 +0000

i hate my roommate she never buys anything unless its for herself, doesn’t contribute to the cleaning but will gladly make a big @$$ mess, steals anything that she can get her grubby little fingers on, uses my stuff i.e. : shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, body wash, face scrub, anything in the fridge or pantry. has a really bad habbit of sleeping out in the living room when she has a room of her own with a bed none the less. stays on the couch all the time constintly eats in front of the tv also i dont care about that but for the love of god clean up after yourself. she feels the need to NEVER flush the toliet so everynow and then i will find a fricken log in there or piss. she plays music stupidly loud which normally don’t bug me but she always has to tone deafly sing every f’n song. she bring friends over at really bad hours and is very loud about it staying up all night when i get up at 7AM i make sure to be as loud a i want it not my fault you are to stupid or lazy to get your ass up and go to you own bed so dont complain to me because i have things that i need to get done to. another thing that i changed is now i dont keep general things out in the open anymore and since i am up in the mornings i figured out the times she runs around and does things so i take really long showers + baths right before she does so HA no hot water for you it sucks dont it!!! and i just mess around on the couch about 5 – 10 min before she runs to it and grows into the damn thing! i hate her so much and one of these days she will realize how truly annoying she is and life will bite her so hard on the ass! BRING IT BITCH I’LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAME!!!